- ❝ What can I tell you? He's a sentimental nut, okay? And I'm even crazier because I own 50 percent of this joint ❞
- —Joey to Dylan and Suzanne, about Nat[src]
Joey is Nat's cousin, who arrives in town upon Nat's hospitalization to deal with the matter of the Peach Pit. He's a good, but fairly straight-shooting guy who sees the Peach Pit more as an inconvenience and regards Nat's fondness for it unrealistic, economically.